The guy on the couch. 

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

The guy on the couch. by Untraced March 19, 2011

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

sleeping on the couch 

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

sleeping on the couch by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

dudes on a couch 

An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.

I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.

dudes on a couch by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

Guy on the couch by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

guy on the couch

A room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.

Phil, the guy on the couch, got 6 figures when that 18-wheeler hit him!!

guy on the couch by Wulfy September 3, 2007

On the couch 

In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.

Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.

On the couch by natasha the sleuth March 18, 2009