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corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.
“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”

Corpus Christi Blowtie 

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.
Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

Corpus Christi, Texas 

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger

Corpus Christi, Texas 

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red
Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)

Habeas Corpus Christi 

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.
If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.
Habeas Corpus Christi by QuacksO February 16, 2021