cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.

Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"

cooties by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015

Cooties

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.

I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.

Cooties by Cdebokx February 20, 2011

Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.

Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.

Cooties by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010

cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

cooties by jl32194 March 11, 2010

Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

Cooties by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

cooties by Light Joker December 3, 2004

Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

Cooties by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010