An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very
cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with
friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth
will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook
will show only their smart and
cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a
dog with his head out of the window
will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you
will address me by my
cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad,
whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."