made it to commas 

The term is in reference to money.

When an individual has no less then $1,000.00 (the first time a comma can appear in terms of wealth).

To finally have real money.

"My Daddy's commissary made it to commas."
---Kendrick Lamar

made it to commas by Sub_T July 30, 2017

Orman commas 

Inappropriately placed commas that seem to abruptly interrupt speech, similar to the way Suze Orman speaks.

When speaking using "Orman commas" one may speak like this: "Let's go, to, the burger joint. We then, should, order some, burgers."

Orman commas by AlecBaldwin December 20, 2010

‘specialist’, in inverted commas

a, colloquially, ‘shrink’

Half a year rolled around, and, the friendly, nice, practically useless ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, telephones, asking what’s been happening?

I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.

I do NOT respect your vocation yet.

‘specialist’, in inverted commas by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023

‘specialist’, in inverted commas

a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.

Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas

telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’

Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.

‘specialist’, in inverted commas by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023

flying commas 

A funny alternative to say quotation marks.

Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!

flying commas by Danapal7 November 29, 2005

It’s either pussy or the commas 

Post Malone lyric - Go Flex. What you say when you’re cheesed about some shit

I swear they ain’t have time for women on the come up, it’s either pussy or the commas

It’s either pussy or the commas by Shizzy-D December 10, 2018

Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

Vomiting Commas by tincopper July 13, 2016