Comcast 

The fucking shittiest service known to man. Fuck this fucking cock ass nigger shit. They wont even connect. This thing wont even fucking connect. I've been trying to play League of Legends for 2 hours and my friends have already played two games and they won and they're gunna stop playing and imuna have to to go read a book or something. FUUUKKKKKKK.

My Friends: dude that game last night was awesome.
Me: FUCKING SHIT FUCK ASS COCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU
My Friends: Oh you have comcast dont you

Comcast by super fucking pissed off February 21, 2013

comcast 

1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services

1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.

comcast by awex January 6, 2004

Comcast 

1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.

1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.

Comcast by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009

Comcast 

also known as worddowntime/word

Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.

Comcast by tehehehe November 8, 2003

Comcast 

Its the new "C" word, meaning to Go Fuck Yourself

Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast

Hey, COMCAST

Comcast by GOFURSELF February 12, 2015

comcast 

Adds $200 cable package to your bill without permission when you never had or wanted cable and dont even own a cable box. Then tells you they dont know how it got on your bill, assures they will remove the mystery charge and then only credits you $50

Youve paid comcast $40 a month for internet only for a few years then you get a bill for $240 for the biggest cable package they offer and you dont even have a cable box. You call and they tell you you owe $600 for back charges!?! Wtf

comcast by enter_text_here April 3, 2015

Comcast 

The devils front company

Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil

Comcast by acherus May 13, 2005