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columbusing 

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.
Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.
columbusing by the riverside August 11, 2023

Christopher Columbusing 

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
Christopher Columbusing by NickM808 September 18, 2017

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.
On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.
Columbining by Cyniper September 7, 2008

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.
On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.
Columbining by Cyniper July 26, 2006

columboing 

doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.
She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.
columboing by Stefanie Johansson October 21, 2009

The Columbusian 

Licking Cane's sauce off a girl's vagina and then eating a chicken tender together (like lady and the tramp) while inside of her in the parking lot of Ohio Stadium
I met this girl in Columbus, Ohio and she does the Columbusian every weekend..... that’s a true Buckeye!
The Columbusian by BuckeyeLuver April 26, 2020