coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007

coconutties

The Cookies Sold By The Girls In The First Despicable Me, Sadly The Girls Only Sold 18 Coconutties :(

YOU ONLY SOLD 18 COCONUTTIES DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD SALES DAY?!?!

by CoconuttieMan January 28, 2021

deep dick coconuted

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

Example:
"Me and my girlf

deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"

by Kade has AIDS January 12, 2018

coconutty

have you ever had toasted coconut ice cream and it was too coconutty? well that means that their is an overpowering taste of coconut and it’s just bad.

jake: “what ice cream flavor did
you get?”
marissa: “toasted coconut and it was too coconutty😔”

by mommakittykat June 22, 2019

coconuttin

When a group of staff at a summer camp dancing and chanting “COCONUT!”around a coconut shell candle.

Luke and Richard started bouncing up and down, everyone else followed suit. They were coconuttin until Ansley blew out the candle

by TNTwonXmasinJuly2022 April 16, 2023

Coconutty

adj. - being nutty to extreme proportions. Acting silly or crazy, but in a fun way.

Derived from coconut, a large fruit
and nutty, meaning a little psycho.

Example #1:
Look at Jeryl over there spitting milk out of her nose, man she is coconutty!

by Gorillafaceoff October 6, 2011