Cnut 

A Cnut is a male cunt -- a guy's asshole.

Matt fucks my Cnut every day - sometimes twice!

Cnut by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021

cnut 

A cnut is a young guy's cute, hairless, tight, pink, puckered lower in-hole.

The cadets in my pod all want to take care of their morning wood by using my cnut!

cnut by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021

cnut 

A cnut is a young male's asshole.

Matt likes to fuck my cnut!

cnut by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

cnut 

chinese network union tops, the cool persons alternative to fcuk.

Wow Joey-John, nice chinese network union top u got there

cnut by chris maslen February 28, 2005

cnut 

A person who rejects science and logic, and shares irrational beliefs; after the apocryphal tale of King Cnut (Canute), vainly seeking to command the ocean tide to turn back.
A science-denier.

Only a cnut believes man never went to the Moon

cnut by Boiledvark June 8, 2019

cnut 

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

cnut by geordie May 11, 2003

Slysdexic cnut 

another variation on "dyslexic" that makes an example of mixed up words and syllables. but more offensive.

"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...
you dont spell Gritish Bass like that. You slysdexic cnut"

Slysdexic cnut by H2ous May 27, 2009