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chokin in the boys' room 

Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.
Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.
chokin in the boys' room by BigJGunz February 10, 2010

chokin' da chicken

yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken

Chokin joe 

The strangulation of a mans hard penis until it becomes flaccid from no circulation
Jack wouldn't stop jabbing me in the side with his dick so I gave him a chokin joe
Chokin joe by The damned May 20, 2019

chokin' on my chips 

chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.
"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."

Chokin' on nothin' 

When i chick thinks shes givin a BJ, chokes, then finds out that nothin is in his pants
Rob: I wonder why my girl wont talk to me.
Sean: Maybe because she was chokin on nothin last night!

chili chokin' pepper belly

Something an immigration cop might call you.
Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"