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Which came first the chicken or the egg 

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

chicken eggz

chicken eggz is an awesome youtuber with sick videos. his videos inspire young children to do wild stunts such as stay on the trampoline for days and catch predators. he is well known for catching predator and massive nonce leo gardiner.
oh boy, i sure hope chicken eggz uploads today, he is so awesome!

chicken eggz

bit of a legendary youtuber. catches predators. he is cool af.
oh man, i hope chicken eggz uploads today!

chicken eggroll 

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

chicken eggroll 

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

Chicken And Eggs

When you have sex with a MILF and her daughter simultaneously. Proof is generally required to confirm accomplishment of the act. Those who complete the task are encouraged to call their best friend, next of kin and/or parents. Automatically bestows legendary status by default.
Steve: "Hey Lenny I got your text last night at three in the morning, did you really get you some chicken and eggs?".

Lenny: "Hell yeah I did. I got the pictures right here to prove it".
Chicken And Eggs by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015