Hot cheeto dick 

A term used to describe ones dick after banging a girl on her period.

Phil: "Banged my girl on her period and got me a hot cheeto dick".
Ryan: "Ya nasty".

Hot cheeto dick by Matthew Mccoudalick May 12, 2014

curvy dick cheeto 

A Cheeto that looks like a curvy dick

Oh look it's a curvy dick cheeto

curvy dick cheeto by Elliphant._ August 11, 2017

Cheetoh Dick 

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

Cheetoh Dick by joemammy September 3, 2016

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

Cheetodick 

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

Cheetodick by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

Cheetodick 

Young adult above the age 18 living in their mothers basement doing nothing but eating cheetos and jacking off and playing call of duty , they are easily spotted by there orange dick and excellent online gaming skills and wicked kill death ratio

God dammit that fucking cheetodick killed me again !

Cheetodick by Brianjoseph3054 May 7, 2017

cheetolicker

when an asshole licks all the fucking cheetos and puts them back WITHOUT EATING THEM!

Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle licked all the cheetos and put them in the bag.

KYLE STOP BEING A GOD DAMN CHEETOLICKER

cheetolicker by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle May 5, 2022