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a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.
when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.
cheesus by tommyd "cheesus" March 27, 2008
Cheesus Christ our Lord, worshipped by many cheese fanatics/ religious followers.
'I don't care if the whole world freezus, as long as ve got my cheddar cheesus'
Cheesus by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005
He's a holy spirit! Made of solid Milk Curd!
Mmm-mmm-mmm! Thas sum good cheesus!
Cheesus by Zach G. November 24, 2004
Cheesus is my homeboi 4 lyf!
The Swissiah
cheesus by Cindy June 6, 2004
Donald Trump. A mashup of Cheese or Cheetos and Jesus.

An appropriate name for Donald Trump, given his complexion and the messianic fervor he inspires in his followers.
In the eyes of his faithful, Cheesus can do no wrong!
Cheesus by Cryptica January 16, 2017
The Saviour of all Cheese.
Can been seen at The Last supper by Leonardo Da Vinci... next to the grapes.
A religious figure on which many religions base their worship.
Man Stubs Toe on Coffee table.

Man shouts, "Cheesus Christ!"
Cheesus by Rvd Cheese February 5, 2010