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A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.
Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!
charming by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009
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The process of excreting in someones mouth magicaly, in the shape of soft serve icecream.
I just spent the weekd end charming my Girlfriend
Charming by Delsnatch June 6, 2009
There is a certain guy that can describe exactly what charming means, and that guy is Benji. Benji is the literal definition of charming, perfect, amazing and everything. When you meet a Benji just know that you are gonna fall for him whether you like it or not, his charm and intelligence is enough to blow anyone of their feet, and benji certainly did to me. He will be the best thing that ever happens to you, he always has a way of making you happy when you’re sad and always makes you feel this kind of way that no one else can. He will make you feel butterflies and he will make you realise what true happiness is. If you have a benji in your life never EVER let him go, because that could be your biggest mistake ever. He knows what to do to make you smile, and he makes your heart so happy and warm. If you know a benji then you are one lucky person always remember that. Benji is the literal definition of charming.
Benji is hella charming ngl
Charming by justjas101 October 24, 2019
a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.
he was charming for two hours until the air was poison
charming by jordan d January 18, 2006
You you are the charming one
Wow Ariana is so charming
Charming by XItzGodlyX September 15, 2019
Someone who is very very gay... but i love her anyway =) (not!) yes i do.. i'm just joking.. i think >=)
Charming is my fellow sbc and we'll be sbm forever!
Charming by Anna =) February 18, 2005

charming. 

used to express repulsion or disgust, sometimes started with ... and ended with a full stop for emphasis.
reatard: i just jizzed all over the table

normal dude: ...charming.
charming. by resistance69 December 5, 2010