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Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.
Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

center mass 

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters
"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time
center mass by Alpino November 6, 2009

center pocket 

a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.
Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."
center pocket by Tycho111 February 21, 2010

Center Bench 

The position a shitty player on a team plays.
"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."
Center Bench by d. navy May 17, 2012

Center City 

"Center City" usually refers to Central Philadelphia. You don't say "downtown Philadelphia", but instead "Center City" or "CC" for short.
Let's go to South St. in Center City.
Center City by arick January 19, 2005

center for ants 

An unusually small structure.
The term was delivered by Ben Stiller in the 2001 cult comedy Zoolander.
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?
center for ants by RoRo! May 25, 2006