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carrier monkeys 

sick children, children with colds, the flu, or viruses...
I think little johnny gave me his cold. Keep that little fuckin carrier monkey out of my house from now on

carrier's fee 

When you ask your friend if you can hit their vape, and they say yes, but before passing it to you they take a big hit.
You: "Hey man can I hit that vape?"
Friend with vape: "Yeah bro."
*Friend with vape takes a big hit*
Friend with vape: "Carrier's fee bro."
*Now your friend passes you the vape*

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

carrier bagging 

Two people in the shitter one of them stood in carrier bags so no one can see their feet
Oii yoou wanna come carrier bagging wiink wink tom

carrier pigeon 

The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because they're so cool. They're basically n00bs that do stuff for you. A great example is Shap. Except for the fact that Shap isn't really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.