I carried a watermelon 

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

I carried a watermelon by caroline mcc July 14, 2006

I carried a watermelon. 

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

I carried a watermelon. by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

Carried by 6 

Getting carried in a casket by 6 casket bearers to the hearse immediately after a funeral, right before the funeral procession. Then, after the funeral procession, get carried again by 6 casket bearers from the hearse to the gravesite.

I rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6.

Carried by 6 by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

carried 

to be 'told off' or dissed

After a girl tells off a guy, a bystander might say to the dude, "Oh damn, you got carried!!!"

carried by Cara BG March 13, 2004

carlocked 

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

carlocked by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

carried her to the train station

When you fuck a girl so hard that she cannot walk on her own, and must be carried in order to get home.

I hit that so hard I carried her to the train station.

carried her to the train station by frank-the-tank January 1, 2014

Catticked 

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

Catticked by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020