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The embodiment of someone who doesn’t give a fuckkk bout then kids!!!
Carlito is Not taking care of or neglecting his child or children.
A man with a spanish accent that is using it ironically
Carlito: OY YO TENGO MUCHO PERROS
Normal Pleb: Yo you mad or something

Or

Dude 1:Man youre such a Carlito
Dude 2: (in spanish accent)YO MAN WHAT YOU SAYIN WHO IS CARLITO
Carlito by koboM November 13, 2018
An outspoken individual who prides themselves in helping others. Resilient but when they shut down from uncontrollable emotion. An uncanny ability to see beauty in all things but has a gift surviving in the toughest situations. Against all odds the will alone makes them unique and desirable.
I need help with strength,wisdom,& loyalty can I please have a carlito
Carlito by Lower light November 23, 2021
Carlito is the sexiest person to live
And has a hot boyfriend named Jose
Who is really hot and is daddy
Carlito=Daddy
He is to sexy But he is not gay He thinks girls are hot Carlito daddy same
Hahahahhahe took a carlito in the middle of class
Carlito by Stinky guy poop July 13, 2022

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."