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Trash can surprise 

The act of going to someone's house then proceding to take the garbage bag out of the can then taking a massive dump in the can. After this you can top it off with some throw up and urine to make a thick mess. Lastley you close the lid leaving to mix to soak for preferabley 2-3 hours in a hot climate. Hopefully this mix will cause who ever opens the can to also throw up in it incressing the stench. Similar to a mexican hot pocket
Dude i gave Ryan a trash can surprise after he went to sleep so it will be able to sit for a while.

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Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

trash can vagina 

A woman who uses her vagina as a dumpster for boys semen over and over again.
That Lucy is such a trash can vagina, all she does is open her legs and lets guys inject cum into her! What a lil' trash can vagina
trash can vagina by Pervy January 28, 2006

El Paso trash can

Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.
"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg
El Paso trash can by Dustylarry January 8, 2018

trash can 

What Lars Ulrich uses as drums on St. Anger
trash can by cannibalcorpse July 28, 2003

trash can socialism 

The belief that the communal trash can capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our trash can is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!
trash can socialism by anitpole September 4, 2009

trash can chicken 

When roommates allow the trash to stack up to dizzying (and often disgusting) heights until one eventually breaks down and takes it out.
Roommate 1: "Are you going to take that trash out?"
Roommate 2: "I can still win by wedging this Chinese takeout box against the wall."
Roommate 1: "Man, this trash can chicken has been going on too long."
trash can chicken by allterrain November 28, 2011