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Canning Town 

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native
Canning Town by Beggie July 13, 2012
Going onto a minecraft world to get loads of loot when no one else is on
Ay papi! Why u cianing
Cianing by BigDongLiamDog October 6, 2020

Canning Peaches 

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Canning Peaches by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

caning it 

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.
“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”
caning it by The canemaster January 6, 2018

Ass Canning 

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.
Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
Ass Canning by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Red Canning It 

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?