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Crash Dummy 

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.
Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
Crash Dummy by thereallllest May 11, 2024

Crash Dummy 

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.

Crash Dummy 

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
Crash Dummy by latrelljennings October 3, 2025

Crash-dummy 

Crash-dummy- a term that can be associated with your typical morons, idiots,
'Douchbags' and 'chops'.

This term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.

This word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy's face
It would be theirs!!!
Sarcastic use : " ma'am , ma'am what's shakespeare's surname?"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"

Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"

Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"
Crash-dummy by *Lita=] August 23, 2011

Crash Test Dummy 

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.
Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.
Crash Test Dummy by EmichG September 7, 2007

crash test dummy 

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.
crash test dummy by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015