bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

Buttfucker Todd 

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

Buttfucker Todd by gcate December 17, 2018

buttfucked in the mouth 

Being absolutely dominated.

Unfortunately, Ohio State got buttfucked in the mouth by USC.

buttfucked in the mouth by 88BuckeyeGrad February 21, 2009

Canadian Buttfucker 

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.

1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."

Canadian Buttfucker by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010

Back Stabbing Buttfucker 

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

Back Stabbing Buttfucker by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

buttfucked 

1 to have anal sex
2 to be in trouble

1 i buttfucked her/him so hard last night
2 oh great, we're so buttfucked

buttfucked by the ultimate bitch slap November 1, 2017

buttfucker 

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.

Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.

buttfucker by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009