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Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend
Bertis by jamanfued May 17, 2011
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Richard Burnish

A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.
ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!

burts bees 

Better than sex.

Burt is goddamn genius! He's pretty sexy, too.

Good old Burt.

I want to cuddle with him.
ooo the tingle.

I love burts bees.

I put it on every day.

I put it on every few minutes.

I can't live without it.
burts bees by Brenna November 11, 2004

jordan bortis 

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror
Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"
jordan bortis by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

Burntisland

It has nothing in it at all. Apart from pubs, pubs and more pubs. People from this town like to use any excuse to fuck their lifes such as Any weeknd, Monday club, Only on a Tuesday, Market Day & Many More. They tend to speak in their own langauge.. VGS, YBT, FML, Turtle Heed, Shennnn etc. Some of the main Landmarks in this town iclude The Rave Cave, Peekaboo Palace, El Porte Cabine, Tassie Daft and The Crown. What im trying to say basically is its the best place to be and if your looking for an extremely messy night. You ken where to go Costa Del Bland.
Burntisland is a very good son.

I went through to Burntisland last night and i fucked my life.

I just got Ybt'd in Burntisland.
1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.
1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.
buttist by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006