Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

Fap Blocker by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

baller blocker 

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.

My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.

baller blocker by shehreenie June 14, 2006

Goo Blockers 

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

Goo Blockers by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

cock blocker 

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.

omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

cock blocker by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

Cockblock-Blocker 

A very useful person who blocks any would-be cockblockers.

Brian was forced to find a cockblock-blocker to ensure his chance of getting some action.

Cockblock-Blocker by Chai Done October 18, 2009

beaver blocker 

the female version of a cup worn in ice hockey. It is flat and slightly curved.

If I don't wear my beaver blocker, I may get a puck to the vagina!

beaver blocker by GCFalcon10 February 26, 2010

pot blocker

Someone who stops a friend from smoking some ganja for any reason except for the police being in the general area.

Joe: "Yo you wanna go smoke?" Bob:"hells yea!" Rob:"Bro you cant you'll regret it" Joe and Bob: "Rob stop being a pot blocker"

pot blocker by foxinator March 14, 2010