Buffering 

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

Buffering by Little Face December 12, 2014

buffting 

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

buffting by spencer February 1, 2003

EveryDay I'm Buffering 

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

EveryDay I'm Buffering by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

Brain buffering by superbloke April 28, 2010

buffering 

A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device

Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".

buffering by KrrazyM July 29, 2005

buffting 

A word which means the same as buff: Fit, Sexy, Hot.
its used instead of buff because it sounds better!

aint that girl just proper buffting blad

buffting by markyt4 October 18, 2006

Bufftings 

Can also be male ya know!!!!

When girls like the look of a guy they say mmm, bufftings.

Bufftings by Trubble August 25, 2006