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Rob ole Buddy 

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.
Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"
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Snake your buddy 

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.
Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!
Snake your buddy by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020

Swamp buggy 

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two butt cheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly.
As Jill was laying face down on the bed. Jake snuck up behind her, grasping her butt cheeks and proceeded to give her a swamp buggy.
Swamp buggy by J-Mazon May 11, 2010

Chunky buddy

Its a term of calling someone or something big in a funny way
This guys booty looks like a chunky buddy
Chunky buddy by Lance Aaron July 19, 2021

tug buddy 

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory
Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.

Gig Buddy 

People who are friends/meet up for the sole reason of going to events, concerts, festivals, or gigs, often due to real friends (or lack of real friends) not sharing the same taste in music or said events, concerts, festivals, or gigs.

Often, people looking for "gig buddies" conjugate online, in places such as Last FM, to find others who share similar musical tastes, and as such are willing to go to events together, despite being complete strangers.
I wish I had gotten a Gig Buddy instead of missing that last concert
Gig Buddy by EricAvaith May 28, 2010