Bristol Fashion 

Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."

The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.

"Have you seen Old Man Nelson's lawn? That guy keeps his yard in Bristol Fashion."

Bristol Fashion by KBLI September 11, 2009

McKenna Bristol 

Girl who is extremely into cakes. Aspiring pastry chef. Will make millions one day, doing what she loves to do; Baking!

I want to be just like McKenna Bristol! She makes millions and all she has to do is bake cakes!

McKenna Bristol by !@##@ April 19, 2009

bristol stool chart 

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

bristol stool chart by castanza January 2, 2009

bristol pistol 

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

bristol pistol by The Spike February 22, 2007

bristol 

bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.

"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"

bristol by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020

Bristol Meth

Methedrone. Tomato plant food that was first used recreationally in Bristol.

You got any Bristol Meth mate? No, do I look like a tomato grower?

Bristol Meth by Sparky Panel November 15, 2009

Bristol Factor 

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

Bristol Factor by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009