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Cool, amazing, generous, sexy guy. Loves to dance to Britney spears or Beyonce! The one with all the new music! A walking celebrity encyclopedia! A guy with a great butt! The one everyone looks forward to seeing! The one everyone wants advice from. The cool guy that everyone likes to be around. The one with FOUR best friends. The short but sexy one. The one I call mine!
Branden is a sexy "Watch yo mouth"!
Branden by Ricky P. Man December 13, 2010
Branden is simply branden. The only way to identify Branden is as a bolder. Brandens speech is a little off. Kinda. He will never really finish a word. He’ll just add in ja or st to the end of his word. So yah that’s Branden.
Branden: Do youz wants do somein tanit
Guy 1: what?!
Branden by HolyMaster77777 February 12, 2019
Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.
Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?
Branden by Gughuy July 9, 2019
evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
damn branden he aint shit frfr
person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
Branden by peepeepoos July 3, 2022