Bimbling 

To amble without real aim, yet in a friendly and harmless manner.

It's not required to achieve anything whilst Bimbling, although it's aimlessness is a frequent side effect.

Bimbling can be made a little more business like with a slight hunch of the shoulders.

It is not essential that Bimbling should be a solo sport.

Blissfully bimbling through life without a care in the world.

Bimbling by World Bimbling champion March 15, 2011

Incoherent Babbling 

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.

Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

Incoherent Babbling by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010

babbling 

To talk foolishly or idly; chatter

What are you babbling about?

babbling by Yniikalna December 5, 2013

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void 

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest

1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009

branling 

Branling is a franglais word of "branler" (branle-ing), meaning here "doing", but could also have a vulgar connotation of "masturbating".

What is she branling?

What is she doing?

branling by tizy February 7, 2018

Babbling Idiot 

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.

Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!

Babbling Idiot by S. S. D. January 12, 2009

bumbling buffoon 

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

bumbling buffoon by mhorndisk April 3, 2016