brain blow job 

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

brain blow job by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

braid job 

1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.

2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.

Man: "damn, girl. Dat braid job doe.

braid job by roostertit February 24, 2014

brainjob

When someone blows your mind.

Person 1: "Yeah frank works at McDonalds now."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."

brainjob by 7ruth December 19, 2007