Bourbonista

The act of getting drunk on Bourbon and how it excuses you for all the possible cringe worthy events following.

Little: "So you get a booty call and jump a taxi to his place at 1.30am... Why??"
Big: "Bourbonista"

Meegis: "Im covered in scratches and bruises from rolling around in the bushes after V"
Blixie: "Bourbonista - it has a lot to answer for!"

Bourbonista by Blixie March 29, 2009

Burtonize 

When something is so fucked up looking, it looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton movie like Edward Scissorhands.

"Man, that old smashed up barn is so Burtonized.

Burtonize by EPrime October 15, 2006

bourbonheimer 

that consistently drunk or hungover guy at work

Damn, you can smell beer if you stand within 5 feet from Dave...he's a bourbonheimer.

bourbonheimer by McD November 15, 2004

Bourbonese 

Extremely drunken slurred nonsensical speech.

I can't understand anything your drunk ass is saying, you're speaking Bourbonese.

Bourbonese by Rusty P. Shackleford November 6, 2013

bourbonic

Of, or pertaining to, an ailment specific to North American whiskey-drinkers. Transmitted by Monday afternoon apathy or Friday evening chicanery. Once infected, the victim becomes obsessed with the pursuit of getting shitty in the quickest possible manner without quite degrading himself to the use of bumboozle.

After about the ninth shot, Mac's drinking had gone from social to bourbonic.

bourbonic by Deek3241 October 5, 2006

bourbonism

(noun) A euphemism related specifically to bourbon whiskey or some activity involving bourbon, such as distilling bourbon.

(adjective) Having likeness or characteristics similar to bourbon, bourbon drinking, bourbon loving, bourbon production, bourbon promotion, and bourbon support, or other bourbon-like connections.

Louisville, Kentucky, is known for its bourbonisms, largely due to the pride of having such a high number of bourbon whiskey distilleries in the surrounding geographic areas.

bourbonism by Zarni YcatX August 6, 2016

Bourbonizing

The act of starting to drink bourbon.

It was such a shity day I started bourbonizing as soon as I got home.

Bourbonizing by Ol' Hotrod August 27, 2018