Bottlenose Dolphin 

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

Bottlenose Dolphin by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

Bottlenose Dolphin 

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

Bottlenose Dolphin by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

Bottlejob Squad

A group that a person who constantly pulls out of events at the last minute becomes a member of.

Dave's pulled out again. He may aswell become a member of the Bottlejob Squad.

Bottlejob Squad by Maxpower13 March 9, 2017

Bottlejob 

Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse.

Someone like Ryan Hissey.

He's being a Bottlejob, almost as if he was Ryan Hissey

Bottlejob by etre4tyry July 1, 2014

bottlejob 

somebody who says i will do that then makes up excuses to get out of it

me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk

bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that

me; night before you still coming tomorrow

bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later

shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB

bottlejob by mr bottlejob thornton September 26, 2010

Bottlejob 

A wanker named smith who backs out of sporting events at the last minute cos he’s a pussy

Smith just because it’s windy and your wig might blow off doesn’t mean you can be a bottlejob

Bottlejob by Wigger1869 March 12, 2019

Bottlenose 

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

Bottlenose by Pat November 3, 2004