bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian reversal November 10, 2008

baby booking

Juvenile detention center

"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver

by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

booring

A splice of the English 'boring' and 'boor.' This delightful wordplay, suggests the combination of extreme boredom and a kind of passive rudeness that is so contemptuous as to make one wish to vomit. Syn: passe ennui.

That post-Lacanian treatise on Freud's top-left underwear drawer was so 'booring' as to make me vomit.

by snellite September 12, 2009

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.

Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

by Patrick Allen Jones February 24, 2008

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

by kimt205 May 27, 2012