Dirty Burge 

University of Iowa residence hall harboring more sexually transmitted diseases than the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

Let's just go over to Dirty Burge.

Dirty Burge by powerful-fruitcup March 21, 2011

Blurret 

A blue ripoff version of Furret (the pokemon) created by the fanbase of YouTuber Dein0mite, a cult now seeking to spread throughout the internet. The Blurret Hive consists of Discord users with the same profile picture, username, status, and custom status, structured in a way so as to confuse anyone attempting to have a conversation with them.

"Oh my god is this the same Blurret I talked to yesterday?"

Blurret by Blurret Hive December 17, 2020

petite bourgeoisie 

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

petite bourgeoisie by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

Blursed 

Blessing and a curse

I'm blursed with a big ole booty! Its a blessing and a curse!

Blursed by Liltashy1 November 29, 2017

the birds work for the bourgeoisie 

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

the birds work for the bourgeoisie by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 October 21, 2019

blurg 

Versatile expression of confusion, annoyance, anger, boredome, or surprise, meaning may vary based on accompanying punctuation and prefix. Origins are believed to be in the internet slang used in ID Software's computer game Quake.

omblurg! the rabid hamsters escaped

blurg, im bored, lets watch the turnip channel

wtblurg... i just wasted a minute of my time reading the definition of blurg

blurg by trx September 12, 2003

blurker 

A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.

I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.

blurker by Webster114 December 9, 2008