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Jon Blough 

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
Jon Blough by 79.123erect July 22, 2009
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Roger Blough 

How the designers managed to cram so much sexy into the Roger Blough, I'll never know.
Roger Blough by DootVonNoot June 7, 2018
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Broughton 

A beautiful, safe place, can 100% go out past 10 if you get injured, police come right away, no cap. Everyone is very nice unlike those disgusting swintoners whom will "shag ur nan" if you get cheeky fam.
Broughton is my dream holiday
Broughton by Da fucking goat June 19, 2021
If you are to blought, it means you go about fucking shit up.
Mike Mork bloughted browns dog named cannon.
blought by Mike Mork April 10, 2017

i brought clay for our new home 

A way to remember the 7 diatomics of the Perodic Table

Iodine
Bromine
Chlorine
Florine
Oxygen
Nitrogen
Hydrogen
I got a chem test next. What are the diatomics.

i brought clay for our new home

thanks

Boughlan Jakan 

An ancient Turkish word dating back to 1000000000000000000 B.C and discovered by the twisted ass of the greatest self-proclaimed four eyed pseudo scientist of all times (A-meyti the asshat) and his excavation team in Qazvin a.k.a city of Kaspians.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"

This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.
once a Boughlan Jakan,always a boughlan Jakan
Boughlan Jakan by Ameyti August 29, 2018
Bruh that's rough - bruh + rough = brough.
When a bro goes through a rough time or has experienced something rough.
Instead of saying "Damn bro, that's rough" you could say "Brough".
Bro 1: "My kitchen just burned down"

Bro 2: "Brough"
Brough by celocylis September 21, 2020