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bonding moment 

Nope! Don't remember! Didn't Happen!

(but in reality it did happen)
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"
bonding moment by elmergoo July 10, 2018

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

Bonding Moment 

Lance and Keith have a bonding moment but Lance doesn't remember that it happened so did it really happen?
"We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope, don't remember, didn't happen."

Bonding moment 

A gesture in which your homie holds you tightly, and in that moment, you swear that you will never be gay. It’sTOTALLY a no homo situation that will get you laid eventually. Often used against someone who won’t admit you’re best homies and your bromance won’t die 👊😫
« We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms! » « nope nope, don’t remember, didn’t happen. »
Bonding moment by AwardedArson June 29, 2020

Bonding moment 

It is used when a person is too much of a coward to say they like a person.
Example:

"Hey um... I... We... we had a bonding moment"
Bonding moment by Somebody2luv December 8, 2018

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.