Blitzkrieg 

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.

Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.

Blitzkrieg by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011

Blitzkrieg 

When other people get you so shitfaced you can't stand.
Opposite of scorched-earth.

Tomato Head: "Let's get blitzkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, GO AWAY"

Blitzkrieg by the pork shop December 12, 2009

blitzkrieg 

When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.

That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more.

blitzkrieg by Scroto Hoebaggins November 19, 2004

Blitzkrieg 

When you're walking down the sidewalk, you find the ugliest girl and about two feet before you pass her you rip ass.

Dude 1 (walking): There she is...
Dude 2 : Not again...
(Two feet before ugly chick)
Dude 1: Blitzkrieg.
(Two feet after Dudes walk by)
Ugly Girl: OMG! WTF is that smell!

Blitzkrieg by BlitzkriegBop February 20, 2009

blitzkrieg 

An underrated NWOBHM band, that is only known because of a dumb Metallica cover.

Blitzkrieg is awesome, better than that shitty Iron Maiden.

blitzkrieg by Mephysto July 2, 2009

Blitzkrieg 

To seemingly teleport within the confines of a professional wrestling show.

I’m watching Nitro from September 6th, 1999 and I was fascinated by what I witnessed. While his partners made their entrance, the wrestler known as Blitzkrieg appeared in the ring throwing spinning heel kicks by himself.

Blitzkrieg by Mike Tenay December 19, 2018

Blitzkrieg 

Bend a girl over a desk and fuck her in the ass. Then take your dick out and fuck her in the pussy while she shits from a stretched open ass hole. Then spread her ass cheeks, cum in her asshole, then turn her over and shit in her mouth.

...and then i bent her over and gave her a blitzkrieg right on Sister Hill's desk.

Blitzkrieg by The Pirate January 6, 2005