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Black guy pant syndrome 

The act of a white male sagging his pants beyond belief due to the fact that his surrounding friends are black.
Mac Miller suffers from severe black guy pant syndrome

Black Guy Flamethrower

When a man of African-American descent takes 4 aspirin and uses tabasco sauce (or in some instances barbeque sauce) as a lubricant for masturbation. Traditionally, if barbeque sauce is used, the barbeque sauce given in packets at McDonalds restaurants are preffered.

A Black Guy Flamethrower is a very hard task to accomplish, and is often a point of pride for those who achieve it.
"Hey, homie, I just gave myself a black guy flamethrower..."

"Really?!"

"Oh yeah, it burned like a mo'fo'..."

"We should tell Bernie! This is so exciting!"

Black Guy High 

similar to white boy wasted, except getting high like a black guy
Will: did you see Jason the other night?
Richard: Naw, man, what happened?
Will: Jason was so black guy high that he ate another man's face!
Richard: that reminds me of that Ron Artest-lookin guy who ate that dude!
Black Guy High by crazychris56 December 18, 2012

Black Guy Voice 

Commentary similar to a black man in a movie theater. Used in conjunction with something shocking.
Soap Opera Actress: I married my teacher....and I'm having his baby.....

Black Guy Voice: DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!

Black Guy Fix-up

To fix something quickly and inexpensively and not to the best possible degree.
Sorry man, I only did a Black Guy Fix-up.
Black Guy Fix-up by LukeAndShet November 29, 2010

Black Guy Booty 

When a person has a big butt, that looks like it should have been black.
Dang, look at her Black Guy Booty
Black Guy Booty by Encinares November 24, 2018