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Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."

black belt blow job

A Girl who is so good at blow jobs that she would gain a black belt in the sport of nob gobbling
'betty thats wicked, you must have a black belt in the art of cum guzzling'....... i might even go as far as to say you should win a trophy for your black belt blow job. mmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!
black belt blow job by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Black Belt Board 

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.
"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"
Black Belt Board by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Black belt on enlargement 

The final stage on the form or art penis enlargement , that provides you the ability to enlarge your penis on your own.

It's a very secret form of art, which can be only mastered by hard training with the monks on the Johnny Sins Mountain.
Girl: W O W your pp is SOOOOO BIG. How is it that big??

Black Belt Master: I hold the black belt on enlargement

* Immediately grows his pp another 2 inches*

Black belt in beer pong 

This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.
" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"

" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on

"thats crazy dude"

"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"

Black belt driver 

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
Black belt driver by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Black belt on enlargement 

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement