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bonerize 

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
bonerize by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

binderfender 

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

Biggerize 

The act of making something larger, the object in question usually something already large to begin with.
"Biggerize it."

"I would like to beggerize my combo meal."
Biggerize by Icarus Pan February 12, 2007

bonerizers 

levitra and viagra are bonerizers
bonerizers by fudda April 9, 2005

Bidenize 

Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!

Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
Bidenize by geederd November 29, 2020

bonerizer 

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent
Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!
bonerizer by Marty North October 26, 2003