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Bernardo 

An outstandingly handsome, intelligent, funny and complex man.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.

If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Girl: hey have you seen that handsome, interesting, hilarious and impressively built guy who even makes Taylor Swift songs sound like masterpieces?

Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
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Bernardo 

A cool, funny sexy guy. He is a really kind, humble person who will make you feel you are around a world of peace and love. He has a sense of humor that will make you burst of laughter. He is incredibly talented in every single sport he plays, and loves to play soccer. He dreams of becoming the next Lionel Messi. He shows interest to people that talk to him, and loves deep conversations. He is incredible at accents as well. He is considered an athlete by his friends, and his speed will shock you.
Person 1: Yo, who is that fast guy running on the track?
Person 2: That's Bernardo. He seems kind and sexy.
Person 1: I agree.
Bernardo by wellthisismypseudonym. October 13, 2021

Bernardo 

A cowboy who will give you the whip
I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.
Bernardo by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Bernardo 

Somebody who's extremely cute, funny, and friendly; yet can be a complete retard at times. Casually, bernardoes have big dicks. Some people say they're so huge, that it can't fit in most asses. The smallest dick ever recorded to a Bernardo was 7 inches long.
"Bernardo! How are you doing?"

"Good. What about you?"
Bernardo by OfficialNamers May 10, 2023

Bernardo 

A Indian looking man that could be mistaken by the character from phineas and ferb baljiet not the straightest person but a cool one
Oh is that baljiet oh no it just Bernardo
Bernardo by People person December 28, 2018

bernardo 

a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.
girl: OMG, that guy is hot!
boy: naah, thats a bernardo
bernardo by FabiiT October 27, 2008

bernardo 

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".
Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."
bernardo by EVILC November 5, 2005