Bernardo

Somebody who's extremely cute, funny, and friendly; yet can be a complete retard at times. Casually, bernardoes have big dicks. Some people say they're so huge, that it can't fit in most asses. The smallest dick ever recorded to a Bernardo was 7 inches long.
"Bernardo! How are you doing?"

"Good. What about you?"
by OfficialNamers May 10, 2023
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