Rod the Beach Bum 

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

Rod the Beach Bum by Jeremy E January 17, 2008

Suburban Beach Bum 

Lauren

that girl lauren is such a suburban beach bum, she just sits at home and watches movies

Suburban Beach Bum by Teenybøpper May 3, 2011

miami beach bum 

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

miami beach bum by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Bleach Bum 

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.

Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...

Bleach Bum by YAWA April 25, 2020

BEach bummed 

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

BEach bummed by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Beach Bums 

A really cool place to get indoor tans in and around New York/New Jersey

Hey guys, even though it's winter, lets go get tan at Beach Bums.

Beach Bums by Jace555 October 20, 2008

beach bumpkin 

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

beach bumpkin by Clinker March 15, 2008