Bathing the dog 

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.

I'm going to go bathe the dog on your dead grandma.

Bathing the dog by raw January 18, 2005

bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

bathing apes by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

bathing suit by fall4u~ August 18, 2008

bathing suit hickey

This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.

In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."

bathing suit hickey by Liz September 25, 2004

bathing suit area 

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

bathing suit area by hammer November 9, 2006

bathing ape 

A shoe company, also known as BAPE, based in Japan. They specialize in hip-hop and urban stylings.

I got me some bathing apes.

bathing ape by Pastor T-Love January 4, 2009

Bathing a Dirty Sloth 

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

Bathing a Dirty Sloth by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017