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Banana Milkshake 

When one eats a banana and their partner squirts/farts milk out of their anus into the mouth of the one eating the banana.
Guy#1: Man, I was eating a banana and got the raunchy idea to try the banana milkshake so my gf squirted milk into my mouth from her anus! It was the titz!

Guy#2: Man, I'm parched, I sure could go for a banana milkshake now.
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Banana Milkshake 

The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.
"Bro, I needed to slash so bad that when I did I made a banana milkshake".

Banana Milkshake 

When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.
Have you ever had a banana milk shake?

Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...

Banana milkshake 

When u finally cum in her mouth but then u piss in her mouth after and then u (or her) shakes her head round and round to make the milkshake
Woman: It took forever just for u to cum!
Man: Rlly? That suc..wait…hold up..I feel like somethings coming out.
Woman: Wdym? What is it?
Man: AAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW THAT PISS TASTE HOE!!!?!????!!!
Woman: WTF!?!
Man: *Shakes her head*
Woman: WHAT R U DOING?!?!?
Man: Making u a banana milkshake!

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz
I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

banana milkshake glizzy 

making a banana milkshake by first cutting off your glizzy, inserting it inside your grandmother. then spit bananas inside her and send here to a rollercoaster. now open up your grandma and enjoy!
Ralph was thirsty so he made a banana milkshake glizzy
banana milkshake glizzy by z1pxy September 8, 2021

chocolate banana milkshake 

the best drink ever at 12 midnight.
*blender sounds*

Richie.. what the..

*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh

chocolate banana milkshake.

*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"

me: because it says i have to.