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baldhead 

In Rastafarianism, a baldhead refers to anyone who conforms to common Western standards of hair styling. This is because the short, clean-cut look is often representative (in their eyes) of someone who has adopted a colonial, materialistic and spiritually-bankrupt worldview.

In contrast, a person who grows their hair out, such as into an afro or dreadlocks, is representative (in their eyes) of someone who has let go of obsession with external, physical appearances and turned their attention inward, into the spiritual realm.
"I have never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet.
He is a humble and dreadlocked Nazarene man, look in yourselves and try to understand
Why you've never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet."

- Bunny Wailer (Baldhead Jesus)

"Jah would never give the power to a baldhead
Run come crucify the Dread. "

- Bob Marley (Time Will Tell)
baldhead by Ishvara September 13, 2012
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Tennis Ball Head 

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.
A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

Bullhead Curse 

A curse that manifests in people that have grown up in Bullhead City, AZ. People with this curse are doomed with a high rate of misfortune and tragedy in their life.
Bob: “I can’t believe my parents cooked meth, I had liver cancer, turned out gay, and my boyfriend passed away in my arms”
KC: “yeah, sounds like the Bullhead Curse to me.”
Bullhead Curse by bobbybuttered March 18, 2019

balehead 

My balehead friends and I got together last night to watch Newsies, American Psycho and Shaft.
balehead by SpeakEasy July 17, 2004

Bullhead City Girl 

Some of the dirtiest and scandalous skanks you will ever come across in Arizona that will sleep with anything that moves.
Bullhead City Girl: OMG something moved in that bush! Let's fuck it!
Bullhead City Girl by ninjagirl928 November 16, 2011

Crazy Baldhead

'Crazy Baldheads' dealt with the continued oppression of the blacks in Jamaica; once exploited as slaves, they were now exploited as free men due to the perception that whites were pushing native Jamaicans to the fringes, and denying them economic justice, despite the native islanders' contribution.
"We gonna chase those crazy baldheads out of town chase those crazy baldheads out of town" - bob marley
Crazy Baldhead by babylondread August 28, 2012

baldhead 

in rastafarianism, the term baldhead refers to someone who is not rasta. also someone who is generally an outsider. also someone who is generally considered 'square' or uncool. also used as term for bad racist white person.
'we gonna chase them crazy baldheads right out of town' - bob marley
baldhead by rosebud February 10, 2004