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baby nuts 

Really fucking kickass - like the indescribable feeling you get when your balls are freshly coated with baby powder.

Must be said with a slightly stoned Israeli accent:
"ze bebbe naahts"
"One time I found a twenty dollar bill inside the asshole of a dead cat, and it was totally baby nuts."
baby nuts by Jon Miz May 1, 2006

suck on deez nuts baby

*moaning noises* ash baby suck ON them- aaah I'm about to cum😩
"Suck on deez nuts baby aah HARDER aaaahhhhh harder"

babynuts 

1. The undersized testes of a human male.
"You have babynuts"
"Hey babynuts. Fuck off."
"Last night your mom told me you have babynuts"
babynuts by Nick K March 20, 2006
A forever baby daughter who grows to the is that even real beautiful and experiences all the great shit but never leaves you soulmate with hers and yours break the rules but not each other type superheroloveshit. Knows everything about when to listen and when to not almost all the way but leaves room for you to be someone she needs to protect and love her so you never feel less or not enough despite her always learning always redefining shit and leaving signs of her crazy life shit that she does making look simple but she's always working always figuring it out.

Vegas leash. Connected here and there, now and later. Love binds us but now we'll never get lost.
Soulone.

For 22 years I've been in love with this girl in the craziest way.

I love you my baby forever sape. I am so proud of the woman you have grown to be.
Babynuts by The little friend April 23, 2026