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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
B R E A D B A N K
welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020
P.B.R. Shelley
n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.
Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
P.B.R. Shelley by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008