Assange 

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

Assange by Dr.Transparent December 15, 2010

Assange 

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange 

1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity

Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.

assange by JamponyForever December 3, 2010

Assange 

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange 

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

Assange by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011

Assange 

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

Assange by Ulupna February 5, 2012