Ass-Man 

Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.

Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"

Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"

Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"

Ass-Man by thequalifier October 5, 2010

ass man supreme 

A man who is truly a terrible individaul in every way.

I saw Glen the other day. He is such an ass man supreme.

ass man supreme by Lee/Ferg April 26, 2009

Grown Ass Man

A "grown ass man" will always put his kids and/or family's needs ahead of his own. He handles his business and has no need to refer to himself as a "grown ass man"

If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.

I can do whatever I want because I'm a grown ass man.

Grown Ass Man by WaltJr September 12, 2014

grown ass man

1- Used to reply angrily to an absurd suggestion

2- Used to ridicule a childish person

1- "That papercut looks pretty bad, do you need a band-aid?"
"NO NIGGA! IM A GROWN ASS MAN!"

2- "Ow. I got a papercut and it really hurts."
"You a grown ass man, stop crying like a bitch."

grown ass man by Dub-Fresh May 13, 2007

Grown ass man

A guy who accepts responsibility for his actions, and carries on when the going gets tough.

Brendon is a grown ass man. He is committed, hard working and funny; generally, a pleasure to be around. He can take the ups and the downs, but always expects to be a winner.

Grown ass man by Little monkey October 17, 2013

Grown Ass Man

A man whose ass is fully grown.

A very popular and time tested description of a man who is fully grown physically (which usually completely ends around age 25) and who is simply an adult, but does something an adult shouldn't do, such as not paying the bills or sleeping in too late, or neglecting his child(s). After the event, it is then considered that he is a fully developed man, and as such he is then called a "Grown ass man" as a tongue-in-cheek insult. Usually has a big butt.

Jessica: Girl, you wouldn't believe it - this GROWN ASS MAN was checking out my butt at the grocery store and then asked me out!

Sibley: But your ass isn't even fully grown! What a perv!

Grown Ass Man by golfcheater December 1, 2020

Grown Ass Man

when an adult does or says something childish or something a teen would say

"Aw yes your so cute I just wanna cuddle you"
NIGGA YOU ARE 26. YOU. A. GROWN ASS MAN.

Grown Ass Man by bigslimedeo March 17, 2022